My friend Gertrude Nooka Fanny, posted a this on facebook:
‘New thought while SOTT and using FB. I believe the paper should go over and away from the wall! What are everyone else’s feelings on this? Under or over?’
There were a variety of answers but the general consensus agrees with Gerty.
This post actually got me thinking about a few things:
Firstly: Is it now acceptable to use your phone whilst on the throne and will you admit it?
I am going to put it out there right now. I catch up on my games whilst on the throne. I seem to get a lot of grief from the boys if I ever actually go on MY phone as they seem to think it is only for their use for their games so doing this whilst SOTT is a good time to do it. That is until they barge in as is prone to happen!
Secondly: Is reading book or magazine now passe?
Oh no my friend, this is still the perfect time to get a few chapters in. For some people, I am sure that this is where they stash all of their magazines! Nothing wrong with that I say. I can’t do it in my house because hitting the target is an issue so if there were magazines beside said target, well you figure it out!
Thirdly: What man actually puts the toilet roll on the roll?
Really Gerty, I am sure you are the only man in the world that does this however, it does make sense as you are in a house of 3 lovely ladies – who have obviously put you in your place – well done girls, you make me proud!
So however you use your Sitting On The Toilet time, remember to breathe and relax – it could save you all sorts of grief in the long run.