You’re Banned!

There was an article on the most reliable news source ever – ninemsn – about a push to Ban Softdrinks because our kids are too fat – WTF.  Well I’m not going to go on about how parents actually need to parent their children, therefore taking care of them therefore blah blah blah, no what I have decided to do is make up a list of my own of things to ban.  So strap in because here we go:

THINGS THAT SHOULD BE BANNED – BY YOURS TRULY!

Bike Pants and Bum Bags – Camel toe and pouch – really??

Swooping magpies – they just suck and while I’m here, noisy birds – ah bugger it, all birds

Hangovers – why must we feel so foul the next day when we were so pretty and could sing so well the night before

Lids that are too tight on jars – annoying!

Stupid People – fun to look at, annoying to hang with

Too much packaging – especially on kids toys when they are waiting for you to open it but you need a power saw to get into it – and then you forgot the batteries!!!!!

Trolleys that don’t steer correctly – oops, I think that eliminates all of them

Being late – hate it, hate it, hate it

Traffic jams – well to be specific, the annoying idiot on the horn in the traffic jam because getting on the horn will help out the situation

Expensive Fares on public transport – how to go green with not enough green?

One Direction, Psy and Carly whoever she is – ah the kids of today

Ugg boots with shorts – are you hot, or are you cold, or are you wearing that for the just in case you get hot or cold or hot or cold?

Racism and small-minded bigots – it would just be a nicer place without them

Bindies – those suckers just suck!

Stinky people on public transport – there is no where to run when you are stuck beside the Stinkies

Stupid People  – see above

So there you have it, just a couple of things I would like to see banned.  I think I will keep adding to this list as time goes by and I come across more and more stupid people.

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It's Not Just Me Right? Coping with life, venting, ranting, raving, laughing and giggling along the way.
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