Yay, Saturday grocery shopping – just popping in for a few things – yes yes I hear you, I am insane!!!
It’s about 10 in the morning too, a little warm outside so of course, every freak and their off sider are there. There’s Honeybooboo and her family, Mr and Mrs Fitness Freak, Mum and Dad with Sullen Teenager, Stressed Out Mama who needs a break, Mrs Where’s my kid?, Mrs Trying to Hide from her Kids, the Lovers and then there’s Mr and Mrs Eastender.
So Monkeyboy and I head on to the fruit section, grab a bag and were just about to grab some apples when the rude Eastenders decide to stand right in front of us, pick up an apple and complain about the price – ah lady, step back!
Monkeyboy looks at me with a little fear in his eyes mixed with confusion. You know what happened next right – yep, got stuck behind them in every isle – gold!
So Mr and Mrs Eastender are quite vocal throughout their whole shopping ordeal – it seems Mr Eastender was just as cranky too. Mrs Eastender did get up Mr Eastender quite a bit for well, everything – it was quite entertaining and a little disturbing. Mrs Where’s my Kids, kids were playing hide and seek, babies were crying, Stressed Out Mama just wanted to get out of there, The Lovers need a room, Mr and Mrs Fitness Freak power walk every isle and Honeybooboo and her kin let everyone know that they are there! – ah it’s just another day in paradise!
It is also the reason why shopping by yourself is never over rated!
So who out there is crazy enough to battle peak hour grocery shopping?
Oh come on, we’ve all thought this at one point or another, right? (just hope they ain’t yours!)