I get to start work late sometimes so I get to see some morning shows – more precisely, the morning show ads.
The one that is getting me at the moment is the crazy English woman with the Sharon Osbourne voice spruiking the Shark Navigator Lift Away. Here’s some of the spiel:
- No blow back (handy)
- No Loss of suction (important)
- Sucks and stays on roof (um why?)
- Sucks up to 16 pool balls (not fun if you’re trying to play pool I bet)
- Stands up (after a 6 pack it gets a bit wobbly)
See, it’s got all the bells and whistles! They pump so much information at you that I was so close to jumping on the phone for the special free 30 day free trial for just $19.90 postage – hang on, that ain’t free. But wait, if you are in the first 500 callers, you get a free steam mop – Shut The Gate – a free steam mop – I’m on it!!!!
You get a free steam mop, free 30 day free free free trial for $19.90, no obligation but if you do want to go ahead with the purchase, you need to pay $2500.00 – and I step away from the phone……..
Sharon Osbourne, ya just lost me!
However, the Robo Vac……….. you could be on to something there!