It’s your fault, it’s all your fault.
That’s what I’ve been getting a lot of lately. Moomoo is overall a nice gentle soul but lately, man oh man oh man – cranky pants – geez!!!
The following are examples according to Moomoo of things that are my fault:
It’s too cold
It’s too hot
And the usual suspects:
When he loses his: iPod, shorts, shirt, jumper, jocks, jeans, hat, shoes, skateboard, handball, bag, money, mind!!!!!!!!
Hey, heads up kid. I’m good but I ain’t that good. I actually don’t control the weather. I just control you. Yes that’s right. To a certain degree, I control you. I control what you can and can’t do. I do this so you understand your boundaries and limits. I do this to set you up for the rest of your life. You are a kid dude. You are a cranky kid that doesn’t realize that the world does not belong or revolve around you. You share it others. You need to live by a certain set of rules and guidelines cause mate if you don’t, we’re gonna come down on you like a ton of bricks.
So dude, get over this shit. Stop blaming me for everything.
Stop trying to grow up too quick.
Sit back and relax man.
Take a look around.
Open your eyes and look beyond yourself otherwise, you’re gonna miss out.
I love you my boy x