Took a trip to the shops with the boys this afternoon ok to be more precise, I took a trip to hell – artificially lit up hell!
I’m not sure if it was because I was a little exhausted, stressed, hormonal or just over the bloody fighting, but it was well, HELL.
I had bought some pants for Moomoo and they were a bit small so I wanted to exchange them. I said to the boys,
‘It’s a quick in and out and we’re done’
Oh, So, Silly – Like that ever happens!
You know when you are in the shops and you see that Mum who is being a little to vocal (insert: yelling) at their kids? She doesn’t care who is listening because ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!
Well that was me……
And you know those little turds you see running through the car park, wrestling each other, running through the store and you think – geez man, they need a good kick up the butt?
Well that was them……..
It wasn’t even a full moon and they were rabid.
Needless to say, as much as I tried for the pain to end, it lasted just over an hour and we got everything done. A Long Painful Everlasting Hour but we got there.
When I was in the last store, packing the groceries, I sent them outside to wait and hang on, here comes the kicker, they ask…….
‘Did you get us a surprise??????’
Yeah kid, here’s your surprise, you’re still alive!!!!!