I really do need to put these rules up – big A3 sized sheets – no banners, I need banners, big huge banners with some flags to, everyone loves a flag! I need to put these rules up because the boys, well they aint following any rules!
Fight club opens the minute they open their eyes ,ok slight exaggeration – they at least have to get the sleep out of their eyes. They wake up, size up the situation – ok that’s a lie, they don’t size up squat, it’s just on. If fighting were an Olympic Sport – winners, I got me some winners right here.
Check out the third rule – If someone stays stop, goes limp, taps out… the fight is over – NOT BLOODY LIKELY!!!! These two break this rule every single day. Says stop – seriously?? Stop just means you’re being a sook, suck it up bro! Stop – what does that mean – Stop – what are you speaking a foreign language huh!! Goes limp – goes limp – really, I’ve seen both of them go limp many a times – nothing – it means nothing – it can even be seen as a sign of weakness!! Goes limp – huh! Taps out – well, don’t even go there – that don’t ever happen!
Only two guys to a fight, no shoes, yeah all that I’m ok with – and so are they it seems because it is mostly them that fight – well up until I step in and then shit hits the fan and then they are all buddy buddy again and gang up on me – yeah, go figure!
Fights will go on as long as they have to….. hmmm well this is one rule that I should really follow. Maybe if I had an ounce of patience, I would actually let this happen but nooooooo, patience and I don’t really stroll along hand in hand. I can let them go for a little bit but then enough! Stop with the farkin yelling, screaming, punching, pulling, dobbing – all of it – ENOUGH! Fights cannot go on as long as they have to because they would last for 3 days! No, fights definitely cannot go on for as long as they have to – no,no, no!
And lastly, if this is your first night at fight club, you have to fight – interpretation: Yo Bro, It’s On!
Hehehehehehehehehehe – had to!