Tis the season……tis the season of the Christmas party – yikerdy!
Christmas parties send people a bit silly sometimes don’t they and no matter where you are, you can probably find one or two of these types there.
1 – The ‘Ive been holding this in all year’ person – You know the one who has a few vinos and thinks this would be the perfect time to tell you and the rest of the office how they feel. They have kept it in all year but need to tell you – how much they love working with you, how much they love working here, how fantastic everyone is, oh no love, you don’t need another one….
2 – The ‘What, it’s free drinks – hook in!’ – Just because it’s free it’s not a race and really, you should think about that next shot cause it’s going to go one way or the other.
3 – The ‘Oh is this dress not appropriate’ – It said Staff Christmas Party not Race Day – ’nuff said
4 – The ‘over sharer’ – yeah, you know who you are. Similar to number 1 but most likely about their personal life.
5 – The ‘Just add alcohol’ person – quiet all year and then boom, can’t shut them up – this person should drink regularly – they are hilarious! Usually just a nice, happy drunk, not too offensive and probably in bed early!
6 – The ‘Let’s talk shop’ – hey, let’s not – ’nuff said!
7 – The ‘Let’s punch on’ – no dickhead, let’s not
So, enjoy your Christmas party folks and a hot tip: don’t spew (where you can be seen) and don’t screw the crew (see previous bracketed comment)!