So, I am just below average in height…..well that is when the average is quite short…alright, I’m about 5 foot tall or 153cm so yeah, just below average anyway, this at times presents a few little problems with people and personal space. There are rules with personal space right? Kinda like, stay outta my personal space. There is a secret no-go barrier that one should not pass. Yes, this barrier does get switched off after a few beers….however, in general – no-go zone.
So when I am in a crowd, the personal space barrier gets broken…a lot…however, being as tall as I am, I always seem to get thing’s poking me in the eye. These things are usually boobs. And armpits. Yep, boobs and armpits.
Boobs, well, I can handle the odd boob in the face but armpits, well, that there is a whole other can ‘o worms. Can people not smell themselves? Dude, get that shit sorted out. You should not be walking out the door with a stink like that! And love, really – you go to the trouble of fixing your hair, slapping on some face and forget about the pits – eewww just eewwww!! Seriously, sort that shit out and consider the just below average in height person who may end up nose deep in your stinking pit – Not Nice! So there you go #shortpersonproblems…………Oops I mean #justbelowaverageinheightpersonproblems