Personal Space…..

So, I am just below average in height…..well that is when the average is quite short…alright, I’m about 5 foot tall or 153cm so yeah, just below average anyway, this at times presents a few little problems with people and personal space.  There are rules with personal space right?  Kinda like, stay outta my personal space.  There is a secret no-go barrier that one should not pass.  Yes, this barrier does get switched off after a few beers….however, in general – no-go zone.

So when I am in a crowd, the personal space barrier gets broken…a lot…however, being as tall as I am, I always seem to get thing’s poking me in the eye.  These things are usually boobs.  And armpits.  Yep, boobs and armpits.

Boobs, well, I can handle the odd boob in the face but armpits, well, that there is a whole other can ‘o worms.  Can people not smell themselves?  Dude, get that shit sorted out.  You should not be walking out the door with a stink like that!  And love, really – you go to the trouble of fixing your hair, slapping on some face and forget about the pits – eewww just eewwww!!  Seriously, sort that shit out and consider the just below average in height person who may end up nose deep in your stinking pit – Not Nice! So there you go #shortpersonproblems…………Oops I mean #justbelowaverageinheightpersonproblems

Advertisements

About itsnotjustmeright

It's Not Just Me Right? Coping with life, venting, ranting, raving, laughing and giggling along the way.
This entry was posted in Funny and tagged . Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s