Tag Archives: Teenagers

That Moment.

Bloody teens. Today, the beautifully, frustrating teen beast, broke my heart.  It was without intention, completely within the realms of normal in the teen world and sad to say, not the last time it will happen.  Really, this is about … Continue reading

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What a Cracker!

As I sit here doing this post, there are exactly 6 males in the house.  Mr Cruisey, Monkeyboy, Moomoo, 2 of his mates and Benson.  They are sitting inside having dinner giggling and joking and just being weird little teen … Continue reading

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Q: What’s The Difference Between Toddlers & Teens…………

A: Nothing It’s so weird.  I remember babydom.  I remember lack of sleep, 2 babies in nappies, constant bottle rotation, constant feeding, constant crapping and when you are strung out and people are saying to you ‘cherish these moments they go so … Continue reading

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Lean Teen Eating Machine…..

Man……ain’t that the truth! Having a Lean Teen Eating Machine has made me realize that there is actually stages of eating. Stage 1 – Babydom and Toddlerdom Babies survive on milk (formula or breast whatever works) and water for a … Continue reading

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It All Begins Again…

Did you hear that sound this morning? It happened at about 9.00am. It was the sound of…………………………relief…….. Why? School is back. And this is what mine looked like – Monkeyboy heading off to be senior of Primary School – (can … Continue reading

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Pubeasty…..

Ah…..you know you’re alive when you have 2 boys, 19 months apart.  Oh yeah, you know you’re alive!  I spend half my time in trouble with one of them and the other half of my time in trouble with the … Continue reading

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Busted!

  So this just happened……(yeah not that picture….yet…) Moomoo: Hey Mum, what are these – ( holds up some condoms) Me: Nothing – (grabs them walks away) Mr Cruisey: You know what they are – (clearly much more able to … Continue reading

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The Straw That Broke The Camels Back

No!  No, no, no, no, no!! It is not bloody fun! I tried to help Moomoo out with his iPhone.  Mistake number 1. Thanks to Apple being a piece of shit with its upgrades and crap, I lost everything off … Continue reading

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Don’t Believe The Hype!

Heard something recently that has really pissed me off…again….I know, it happens a lot.  It goes something like this…. Do teenage romance movies teach teenagers bad habits….. ……and here we go again.  Look I didn’t get the full story I … Continue reading

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Whose Fault Is It Now?

The Beibs, whom I had such high hopes for (and whom I love so back off man!) got arested this week.  OK OK OK he was being a dickhead….again….. but the talk soon turned to whose fault it is.  And … Continue reading

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